ironman Posted December 26, 2006 One's real life is often the life that one does not lead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
munckman Posted January 27, 2007 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightcap Posted January 27, 2007 A closed mouth says nothing wrong, a closed mind does nothing right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatdcuk Posted January 28, 2007 .....of all the things i've lost,i miss my mind the most.... Ozzy Osbourne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
infosponge Posted January 28, 2007 Quitting smoking is very easy. I've done it a thousand times. -mark twain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
munckman Posted February 13, 2007 Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fatdcuk Posted February 13, 2007 "I'm not usually this bad.....sometimes i'm worse" Ade!!!112 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
munckman Posted April 16, 2007 Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them. Mae West Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Ingrid Bergman I didn't like the play. But I saw it under unfavorable circumstances -- the curtains were up. Groucho Marx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
